falling in love

The whole thing is a long process and you should give it a chance

Postscripts:
- To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful      --Bess Myerson
- Petition

philosophy[!?!] of love [believe it or not]

I don't believe in love in first sight, because it is [seems/looks/sounds/etc] very superficial.

You just saw the girl [or the guy] and you fell in love? with what? her [his] look...!?! what would happen after say 10 years? the looks are gonna change and will you love the new look? maybe you will, or maybe you won't. Or maybe the definition of love is different and I'm overrating it.

However, I believe in "the one". How? you see someone and you like her [him] and you give it a shot. You work on it* and pursue the steps one after the other till you reach the "the one" state. If you fail midway, then she [he] wasn't the one. could you have tried harder to make it the one? maybe, or maybe not. anyway, I'm not the kinda person to make someone, something. or maybe I'm just lazy.

Postscripts:
- may I [we all] learn something someday
- petition

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* you bastards!! I meant the relation ;-)

philosophy?!?

To [make a] move or to remove, that is the question

Postscripts:
- time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. -russell
- I guess we think way too much
- petition[?]

دلبرم دلبر...؛

؛...خانه خرابم کرد

پانوشت‌ها
؛- این نقطه‌گذاری تو نوشتار فارسی تو تارنماها هم دردسریست
؛- خدا پدر «؛» رو بیامرزه
؛- عریضه

بهار

کمتر از یک هفته به اومدن بهار مونده

پ.ن.۱: بچه‌ها مواظب باشید
پ.ن.۲: عریضه

relation Ship!

Everyone wishes the relation Ship was as simple as Y = f(X).

PS: You know that we have X and Y chromosomes, don't you?

سپندارمذگان

بر طبق آخرین تحقیقات واحد دوست داشتن سبد می‌باشد!
شاهد تاریخی

پ.ن.۱: دوسِد دارم سبد سبد!!
پ.ن.۲: غزل غزل هم که واسه ولنتاین بود!؛

YOU

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!


PS1: I dunno when it exactly was, but somewhere along the path YOU showed up and made me crazy!
PS2: I need someone to sing "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur / happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr" to me!
PS3: Petition

PS4: The lyrics are from The Big Bang Theory sitcom theme song.
PS5: The picture is fooling around by cafeteriastudio.

true love!

True love was gone somewhere during the evolution or will be gone soon!

Assumptions: True love has sth to do with human genes.
Proof: The proof is quite straight forward. The persons who believe in true love after falling in love and breaking up will remain alone the rest of their lives. If not, that contradicts the assumption of believing in true love (proof by contradiction) [Yes, I just made another assumption, got me!]. Therefore, no breeding results in the end of sequence.

Q.E.D.

PS1: Petition
PS2: I should definitely go for a walk now!

آدما

I'll never grow up!
Without my ID, I'm just a kid!

پ.ن.۱: بابا این ای-دی منو بیارین دیگه؛ دهنتون سرویس!
پ.ن.۲: پاسم رو هم به زودی از دست میدم!
پ.ن.۳: دوستان اگه فردا منو تو خیابون دیدین آشنایی بدین لطفاً؛ هم اکنون نیازمند یاری سبزتان نیستم!
پ.ن.۴: عریضه

با هم

؛
- ... حالا شما چند ساله با همین؟
- ۳۵ سال.
- ۳۵ سال؟ [زیر لب] من هنوز ۳۵ سالم نشده!

پ.ن.۱: آنچه دو نفر را برای هم نگه میداره با هم بودن نیست با هم بودن اِ!
پ.ن.۲: خداییش جناس تام رو حال کردین؟ (معانیشون بماند که عمومیتشون از دست نره)
پ.ن.۳: عریضه بی ربط هم که حُنّاق نیست

الا یا ایها الساقی ادر کاسا و ناولها...؛

هی میگن تا بچه ها کوچیکن بفرستینشون شنا یاد بگیرن که اگه آب دیدن شناگر قابلی باشن! حالا...؛