7 lives

I wish I were a cat.

PS1: I hate "headaches".
PS2: Petition[?]

arghhhhh!!!

Nothing! I just felt like it's time for my daily "GHOR"!

پ.ن.: عریضه (اینو اگه دوست داشتین یه قسمتاییشو میتونین با ابی بخونین!)
+ پ.ن.: غذامم سوخت!؛

خاطره

پدر: اِ دارن اذون میگن!
پسر: چرا از این نمیگن؟

Do it on your own!

Please walk out before being kicked out!

PS: If you do it yourself, you can take your pride with you!

Extreme days!

The worst/best day to tell someone a bad/good news is the first day after a long weekend.

PS: Both are due to the fact that the first day after a long weekend has a very high potential to be an extreme day!

You are invited to the party because of

being a friend.
being a girl.
being a boy.
being fun.
being cool.
being single.
being the special person.
being someone's special person.
being married.
being needed.
being ...

being in the club[?].

PS: The picture is Wild Party by Alfred Gockel.

دعا

Hey God, either warm it up or make me bear the cold.
I'm fine with both, you can choose whatever you want!

پ.ن.: هاتفی از گوشه میخانه دوش / گفت ببخشند گنه مِی بِنوش

ditching rule

Ditch him/her ASAP [when he/she is of no use anymore]!

PS: It's good to have someone, who never ditches you, around or be able to find a backup plan quickly. The former became extinct years ago!

خود کرده را تدبیر نیست!؛

میگن با اعصاب خورد کار نکنین، هی جدی نگیرین!

بدین وسیله اعلام میدارم كه لپ‌تاپ اینجانب كه دچار مشکل بنیه و حافظه کوتاه مدت بود، با مشتی كه دیروز حواله‌اش کردم حافظه بلند مدتش را نیز از دست داد!

روحش قرین رحمت باد