Saturday, February 27, 2010

مشاهدات


؛
- در کف بودن حرام است.
- در ابهام زیستن مکروه است.*
- منتظر سیگنال بودن گناه است.
- رُک، راستگو و محترم بودن از واجبات است.
- غیبت از گناهان کبیره است.

* زندگی کوتاهتر از آن است که موجودی مبهم باشید و با ابهامات دست و پنجه نرم کنید.

پ.ن.۱: «گر خواهی که جهان در کف اقبال تو باشد / خواهان کسی باش که خواهان تو باشد» از نصایح فردی می‌باشد و لزوماً در مقیاس اجتماعی کاربرد ندارد و در بهترین حالت ممکن است به چند مهری منجر شود.
پ.ن.۲: بحث فلسفی و آوردن دویی که سه نباشه میطلبه!
پ.ن.۳: عریضه رو هر چی گشتم پیداش نکردم و وای به روزی که عریضه خالی بمونه!
پ.ن. ۳.۱: همیشه از عرایضتون یه نسخه در جایی محفوظ داشته باشین چون حادثه هیچگاه خبر نمیکنه!؛

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

shorty



I was going to tell you shorty's life story, but then I thought it would be long and BoOoring. So I will just tell you about one of shorty's decisions and how he feels about it. I may tell you the whole story later when I get a sponsor. So stay tuned! :D

The following is a FALSE story and is not based on any truth. It is also dangerously boring. Readers discretion advised!

Once upon a time, [blah blah blah...] shorty used to be a shy introvert weak boring kid, being picked up for mocking all the times because of his size among other kids. He was thinking of how he could survive his school life until he realized that to be a survivor he could be the smart [...] kid picking on others [and ...]. So he changed and became the "kid leader".

*** He grew up and grew up and grew up but his size did not change a lot. ***

He learned that picking on others is not good [as well as ...]. However, there were other things that have been changed while he had no idea about them.

*** [...] ***

Nowadays, he sometimes does something just for the sake of doing that something and sometimes he thinks thinks thinks and thinks a lot about doing something that he misses why he was actually going to do that something. He suspects that maybe a mixing approach is the best solution as it is always the case. However, he lacks the perfect parameters for mixing and hopes, defining the parameters, not to take him a life time so he will be asking for another life at the end to actually get a chance to use his mixing.

FIN

PS1: Looking for typos in the story, I found out that it has nothing interesting and sucks.
PS2: I'll post it anyway because here is just a draft.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

if bored -> dance!



Nothing can cheer you up better than dancing!
Try it for yourself and if you don't know how to dance just move randomly cuz that's what I do and call it dancing. [Aren't you convinced? then] I assure you that nobody cares about how you dance as much as you do!


پ.ن.۱: اگه خدمتی که امثال اندی و کوروس و مکابیز به جامعه ایرانی کردن از داریوش و ابی و معین بیشتر نباشه کمتر نیست.
پ.ن.۲: بُعد در حضور ابعاد معنی پیدا میکنه!
پ.ن.۳: عریضه ۱ و عریضه ۲

Saturday, February 20, 2010

سپندارمذگان



بر طبق آخرین تحقیقات واحد دوست داشتن سبد می‌باشد!
شاهد تاریخی

پ.ن.۱: دوسِد دارم سبد سبد!!
پ.ن.۲: غزل غزل هم که واسه ولنتاین بود!؛

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

life



No matter what happens, life is always going on if you let it to.

PS: Yet another middle seat on the flight :(

Friday, February 12, 2010

Prediction



Q: When you predict that something bad is going to happen and it happens later, should you be happy about your prediction or sad about the outcome?
A: Both! While there is no paradox between being happy about your prediction and sad about the outcome, it is hell of a confusing feeling.

Q: Do good predictions about the occurrence of bad events have anything to do with their realization supernaturally?
A: [This is a good prediction] No.

PS: Petition

Thursday, February 11, 2010

judged!!!



I hate being judged without getting a chance to defend myself or even TALK!!!

PS: Petition