2009 vs. 2010

2009: One of the worst years in my life.
2010: Hopefully one of the best years in my life.

PS: Why bother when I can save myself a lot of typing?

The best!

I'm doing my best not to get depressed, but sometimes the best is simply not enough!

PS: no comment!

Cow shit!

... just in case cows happen to be holy!

PS1: This is not an insult toward Hindus.
PS2: I was wondering if CS and BS can be used interchangeably!?!
PS3: Not that other fields have any superiorities.

stuck

I guess I'm stuck in the loop!

PS: I'm not that bad with the plans, but I'm awful at performing the plans or I'd like to think so!

YOU

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!


PS1: I dunno when it exactly was, but somewhere along the path YOU showed up and made me crazy!
PS2: I need someone to sing "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur / happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr" to me!
PS3: Petition

PS4: The lyrics are from The Big Bang Theory sitcom theme song.
PS5: The picture is fooling around by cafeteriastudio.

حسش نیست!؛

آقا این دست، اینم دل؛ به کار نمیرن آقا! حالا اگه تونستین به کار ببرینشون.

پ.ن.۱: نمیدونم بعضی وقتا چرا خودمم که بکشم دست و دلم به کار نمیره، حالا میخواد این کار علمی باشه، غیرعلمی باشه، تفریحی باشه، رو اعصاب باشه، اجباری باشه، اختیاری باشه، پول توش باشه، محض رضای خدا باشه، جالب باشه، مزخرف باشه، و قص علی هذا.
پ.ن.۲: ماشالا کار هم که تا هست ریخته سر آدم.
پ.ن.۳: حتی از بی‌حالی ایده‌هایی رو که از صبح واسه یه پست داشتم ننوشتم. حتی پستی رو که قبل از این نوشتم پست نکردم! یه وقت هم فکر نکنین که از خودسانسوری یا خجالت و اینجور حرفا این کار رو نکردم که هیچ کدوم تو خونم نیست ولی یه چیز دیگه هست که حالا نمیدونم تو خونمه یا تو کو...، ولی خیلی اذیت میکنه بعضی وقتا.
پ.ن.۴: شاید خیلی زود، شاید خیلی زود...؛

Options

I hate making critical decisions!

PS1: I guess I miss a counselor or a good companion or whatever it is called here.
PS2: There are times that you have to be on your own.

عجب وضعیه!؛

هیچی سر جاش نیست حتی خواب من!

ساعت ۵:۲۹ صبح