Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Holy shit!



Can be used in the following situation:

1. You've had a severe headache for several days.
2. Finally, you decide to use a painkiller.
3. You find out that the expiration dates of all the pills you've got have passed!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Forecast



Isolated showers were over my head today!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Procrastination



You can never find the joy of procrastination somewhere else!

PS: Probably it's not joyful at all!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

آدما



I'll never grow up!
Without my ID, I'm just a kid!


پ.ن.۱: بابا این ای-دی منو بیارین دیگه؛ دهنتون سرویس!
پ.ن.۲: پاسم رو هم به زودی از دست میدم!
پ.ن.۳: دوستان اگه فردا منو تو خیابون دیدین آشنایی بدین لطفاً؛ هم اکنون نیازمند یاری سبزتان نیستم!
پ.ن.۴: عریضه

Friday, May 22, 2009

Problem



I learned how to get around my problems, but I still dunno how to face them.

PS: Would life be too routine without any problem?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Dark blue hoodie story!



I'd heard of white miniskirt story in Vancouver, but I've never thought of dark blue hoodie story!

What follows is a TRUE story!

... 1 AM

scene: me leaning on a wall, three weird guys chatting by a bus stop...

- Hey you, come here! I don't like you hanging out with yourself there!
   What's up? Are you graduating tonight?
- Kinda, I was hanging out in a friend's place and now heading home.
- Do you want to earn some money?
- Nop.
- I can pay you $100 every night to distribute for me!
- I'm not interested!

(two other guys started to tell the third guy to let go of me!)

- I can pay you $150 if you like!
- Nop.
- OK, what do you do?
- Nothing, just waiting for a bus!
- No, in general!
- I'm a student.

(two other guys still telling him to let go of me!)

- So don't you want to be on your own?
- Nop.
- So don't you still have the courage?
- Nop.

... third guy disappointed!

[Me leaving the gang laughing in my mind:] you guys have a good night!

PS1: I've been offered and asked for drug when I had my dark blue hoodie on before, but this was a whole new experience!
PS2: It seems there is a correlation between being a drug dealer and wearing a dark blue hoodie with the hood on, or my data points are not enough!
PS3: Hey you bastard, I'm just a grad student leaving my office late!
PS4: I hate stereotypes!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Working



Working is easy; Doing real work is hard!

PS1: Long weekends are what keep this nation alive!
PS2: Go back to your work now!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

با هم


؛
- ... حالا شما چند ساله با همین؟
- ۳۵ سال.
- ۳۵ سال؟ [زیر لب] من هنوز ۳۵ سالم نشده!

پ.ن.۱: آنچه دو نفر را برای هم نگه میداره با هم بودن نیست با هم بودن اِ!
پ.ن.۲: خداییش جناس تام رو حال کردین؟ (معانیشون بماند که عمومیتشون از دست نره)
پ.ن.۳: عریضه بی ربط هم که حُنّاق نیست

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Missing piece



Regular human perspective: there is always a missing piece [in life]

Sunday, May 10, 2009

لازمه



از ملزمات زندگی اجتماعی میتوان به داشتن ظرفیت، جنبه، مطالعه و «قس علی هذا» اشاره کرد

پ.ن.: اینم یه گریز بی ربط

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

old vs. bored



Getting old is fine, getting bored is dangerous!

PS: I still can't understand why people complain about getting old.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

سیگار



هفته پیش یه سیگار کف دستم خاموش کردم! هنوز جاش مونده ولی دستم «اُکی» اِ!

پ.ن.: زندگی بد نیست ولی میتونست بهتر باشه