Let's be French

I'm tired of being Iranian (Complaining), Canadian (Polite), and American (Competing). I want to be French at least for a couple of days!

PS1: Please don't get me started on cities!
PS2: Petition (rough translation)

انگیزه

داشتنش خوب و نداشتنش بد و از دست دادنش بدتر و دوباره بدست آوردنش کار حضرت فیل است.

پ.ن.۱: اگر انگیزه ندارید، هُلَنده* داشته باشید!
پ.ن.۲: کس نخارد پشت من جز ناخن انگشت من.
پ.ن.۳: خود را بهُلید، خود را نهِلید!
پ.ن.۴: اینقدر اغراق نکنید!
پ.ن.۵: عریضه‌ی بی‌ربط

* کسی که هُل می‌دهد

no more!

No more passive aggressiveness in the new year!

PS: Or maybe just a bit :-"

Miracles

Miracles do happen, but they won't happen to you!

PS1: Just do the math considering the number of human beings and the probability of occurring a miracle.
PS2: Please don't waste your time waiting for a miracle to happen.

Stress balls

I've got two more stress balls. Now I have 7 of them totally, one for each day of the week!

PS1: We don't move forward because we want to, but because we have to!
PS2: Girls have a lot better support groups than boys.

restarting...

Moving to a new country is just like restarting.
No history, no attachment, nothing...

PS1: Change is good[, eh?].
PS2: Adaptation curve sucks!
PS3: Damn you new grocery brands!
PS4: Petition

tip: fix things, don't walk away!