ک.و.نِ گشاد مایه نشاط

با سلام، آپاچ هستم. یک ک.و.ن گشاد!

پ.ن.۱: اینقدر (۲ سال) فس فس کردم و مدارکم رو واسه اقامت کانادا نفرستادم که این هفته که میخواستم بفرستم قانون عوض شد و حالا نمی‌تونم بفرستم دیگه!
پ.ن.۲: اینو اینجا نوشتم که اگه فردای روز من رو بردن سربازی درس عبرتی بشه واسه دیگران.
پ.ن.۳: بلکه این قضیه باعث شه برم سر کار.
پ.ن.۴: ای ملت قهرمان! از من به شما نصیحت که اگه [مقیم نیستین و] واقعاً واقعاً واقعاً نمی‌خواین دکترا بخونین، با این قوانین جدید دیگه نخونین!
پ.ن.۵: عریضه

Hell!!

To be a stress ball in the next life!

laziness

I'm not a cat, so I guess I have no excuse!

PS1: They say that hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. However, they don't say that laziness can ruin your future.
PS2: I feel like endangering my future if I don't change my life style.
PS3: I've dreamed enough, it's time to move.
PS4: Man proposes, God disposes as Persians/Iranians say.

Go Go Go!!! Move your god damn a$$ (for god's [your] sake)!!!

wrong!

I don't know what, but as a matter of fact I know that sth is damn f**king wrong!

Officially

Life and how you should not care are officially getting on my nerves!

PS1: You can either do sth or nag. I'll usually do the latter.
PS2: I'll do sth real crazy one day! (: you wish! [you refers to myself])

alcohol

Alcohol is good!

PS1: Did I mention that alcohol is good?
PS2: I'm sick of resistance, alcohol must be good.
PS3: Please drink moderately and responsibly!
PS4: Damn you memory!
PS5: Petition

Challenge?

Accepted!

PS1: I bought a pair of running shoes and my bike got stolen recently, so I'll consider these as signs from god to walk to university!
PS2: Hey God, I need another sign if you know what I mean.