وسوسه

کافیه به آدم بگن یه کاری رو نکن، همه‌ی فکر و ذکر آدم میشه انجام اون کار

پ.ن.۱: فردا می‌خوام برم آزمایش ناشتا و همین یه ربع پیش شام خوردم ولی از گشنگی دارم می‌میرم.
پ.ن.۲: این بیسکویت‌های لامصب هم که نشستن اون گوشه هی دلبری می‌کنن.
پ.ن.۳: لعنت به حرص و آز و طمع و پدر و مادر و هفت جد و آبادشون!؛

scared

I'm scared, not to die, but to fail!

PS1: Fear of failure has kept me from doing lots of things.
PS2: I wish...

شادمانی

خیلی خوبه، فقط اگه وقتشو بیشتر کنین خیلی بهتره!

پ.ن.۱: فکر کنم لحظه شاد توی زندگیم کم نداشتم ولی اگه این لحظه‌ها طولانی‌تر بودن خیلی بهتر بود.
پ.ن.۲: هی میخوام راجع به هدف از زندگی و انگیزه زیستن و لذت‌بخش زیستن بنویسم نمیشه. بلد نیستم خوب بابا!؛

relation Ship!

Everyone wishes the relation Ship was as simple as Y = f(X).

PS: You know that we have X and Y chromosomes, don't you?

Death

They say your whole life flashes before your eyes when you die, but it's not true. You'll only see your happy memories again!

PS1: So the more happy memories you have, the longer you live since the flash will take longer!
PS2: Persians/Iranians have a proverb that says happiness is a cure for every pain!
PS3: Petition

sock pile!

Spring is one of those times that I don't want to do anything, even sorting my socks!

PS1: What's the point of sorting your socks?
PS2: I would very much like to have a logical discussion about why we should sort our socks.
PS3: You got that I meant living your life by sorting your socks, didn't you?
PS4: Be aware of spring craziness syndrome!

Life

...and I'm busy waiting!